Where do people go when they die?

This question has long puzzled mankind. Different religions have different views. Some think there is nothing after death while others think there will be a light at the end of the tunnel. Millions of people have used this question to provide motivation for morale conduct during mortality.

Leaving all philosophical or theological issues aside, one thing is for certain. When you die you will go somewhere like this:

The person you will meet will look something like this, and he will be ready to use this tool:

Bryan

Enthusiasm

Yesterday I had a surgery on my eyes. I've been seeing this doctor on and off for about a year now. He is starting to warm up to me.

Before the surgery he was talking with us (nat was there) about what he was going to do etc. Somehow he mentioned that he was married and I asked for how long. He has been married for about 5 years and his wife is due any day now with their baby. This will be their second child. He also said that his wife is a doctor as well. He promptly asked if we have any kids.

Then came a statement that was not solicited, but offered by his enthusiasm. He said in effect:

"Had I known what a sweet, beautiful and fulfilling experience this is, I would have started having kids 10 years ago. But, now I am an old man and am trying to catch up."

We both were touched by his sincerity. It is nice to see people that value familial relationships. We too look forward to the day when the planets align and we are able to start a family of our own.

Bryan

(I think I might have some grammatical or tense errors in this post, but my anesthetized brain can't seem to figure it out)